Apr 19, 2024

HE'S THE FATHER? HIM?!?!? THIS CHILD?!?!?

OK, sure, whatever... I guess this is where we're going with things...

The good news, however, is that Jim is going to be fine! Somehow the sword missed every single vital organ - what a stroke of luck! Now he can meet this FAKE grifter pretending to be one of his parents - how...

Apr 13, 2024

The blood of Yashito stains his once pristine robes. Mark can rest easy.

OR NOT! He has to get Jim to the hospital - and fast!

John has managed to shake off the blood lust long enough to drive the car AND put a shirt on. I think he's going to be alright, folks.

Will Jim, however? Our gang line up in the waiting...

Apr 6, 2024

Muddy Mark and Yucky Yashito are both ready to finish the fight once and for all. After seemingly defeating his foe, Mr Dragon walks away... only to be beset by a blade! Using the very tactics that he taught us all earlier, our hero turns the knife on the wielder. Yashito is defeated. It's over... it's finally over. Jim...

Mar 30, 2024

Mark and Yashito (Jeff?) are locked in deadly combat - katanas, knives, kicks - it's all here as it's all on the line. Mark even attempts a little superpower, but sadly can't seem to successfully catch a flying blade. Better luck next time.

After delivering a devastating Dirty Deeds, how will Yashito get back into this...

Mar 23, 2024

Yashito is prepared, Yashito is ready - the meditation is done, the magic Naruto hand spells are in effect and the fool has been punished. It's time to take this war all the way to... the bottom of his pathway or something. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS FIGHTING ANYWAY?!?!?

The biggest showdown since Mark vs Jeff is now...